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reblogged from we love our scruffy guys
- Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
- Me: what
- Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
- Me: excuse me
- Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
- Me: oh
I WANT THIS NOW
It is too fucking hot and there is a HOT BREEZE. No, Australia! NO. A breeze is meant to be pleasant and cooling, not feel as if someone has opened a gate to Hell and set up a fucking stage fan next to it.
(via 2yeppeo4service)
DEL.
(Source: stabmeintheneck, via crytel)
“Boss, it’s counterproductive to threaten your bodyguard.”
“Just so.”more of the same.
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#is this or is this not seb moran #in the perfect suit jim bought him because ‘i know public school taught you how to dress darling’ #a tie pin because you don’t want a two hundred pound tie to get in the way when you’re trying to knife a bastard #leather gloves because evidence? what evidence #and because jim likes how they feel around his neck #but seb doesn’t like admitting to that #and you just know that cigarette case is engraved #’cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war’ #there’s still a bit of scruff on his face though #because you can take the game hunter out of the… well you know the rest #he’s got to go anyway #there’s some fucking uppity russians to kill #and jim’s laughing in his earpiece because he knows exactly what seb’s going to do with that tie later #god i ship the fuck out of these nasty bastards
(via whateverlizzie)
This speaks to me.
Everyone gets one of these on Valentine’s Day.
Beautiful.
(Source: beautifuldiiisasterr)
